Yes, I'm a square.

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Created: Wednesday, 08 June 2011 18:34
Written by Juan Velasquez
Something that I didn't know when I started the Blue Almond Hostel was the amount of funny emails that i was bound to receive. Some funny, some idiotic and other ones plain weird.
I have a few personal favourites which are basically people asking for imposible things like stuffing all the family members cats and dogs included into one room and...

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2010 in numbers

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Created: Monday, 02 May 2011 12:31
Written by Juan Velasquez

This is 2010 in numbers in case you are willing to invest on us!

percentage occupancy
 
2010
(32.8%)
 
33
 
28
 
36
 
10 11 12

 

Number of reservations per month
 
2010
(24)
 
3
 
10
 
14
 
10 11 12

 

Number of reservations per nationality of titular client
 
2010
 
4
 
1
 
7
 
3
 
1
 
2
 
1
 
2
 
United Kingdom Portugal Colombia Brazil Greece Spain Switzerland United States Of America

 

Incomes from reservations per...

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Crazy Dog Old Lady

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Created: Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:03
Written by Juan Velasquez
If you have ever seen the Simpsons, you are familiar with the crazy Cat Lazy, some fictional crazy ass old lady who mumbles and yells while she throws cats to people.
Crazy Dog Old LadyRight by the Blue Almond Hostel, we have a similar lady. She doesn't own any cats, but
  1. She mumbles
  2. She looks crazy
  3. She's Old
  4. She owns 8 dogs
To make the insult even worse she has name them...

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I have a secret admirer 100% awesome

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Created: Monday, 07 March 2011 11:02
Written by Juan Velasquez
I just got this on my email from the hostel website, awesome! Besides funny she or he sounds Japanese!
This is an enquiry e-mail via http://bluealmondhostel.com/ from:
T
I like you so much!!
I love stay 2 nights in de hostel; one for to meet you and the other lets leave to the imagination (one night to hot with you)
when you have availability??
let me
...

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  • Looking far into the future? Most of our guests are spontaneous travelers, so we only open up availability 1-2 months prior to arrival date.
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