Lately we have been getting a lots of hits on our booking website, crappy thing is that the conversion rate is not increasing.
What i think it is is that we might have been featured somewhere inside booking, after all we have the highest score in customer satisfaction in all accommodations in San Andres Island thanks to all our former guest.
Something that I didn't know when I started the Blue Almond Hostel was the amount of funny emails that i was bound to receive. Some funny, some idiotic and other ones plain weird. I have a few personal favourites which are basically people asking for imposible things like stuffing all the family members cats and dogs included into one room and...
If you have ever seen the Simpsons, you are familiar with the crazy Cat Lazy, some fictional crazy ass old lady who mumbles and yells while she throws cats to people. Right by the Blue Almond Hostel, we have a similar lady. She doesn't own any cats, but
She looks crazy
She owns 8 dogs
To make the insult even worse she has name them...
I just got this on my email from the hostel website, awesome! Besides funny she or he sounds Japanese!
This is an enquiry e-mail via http://bluealmondhostel.com/ from: T I like you so much!! I love stay 2 nights in de hostel; one for to meet you and the other lets leave to the imagination (one night to hot with you) when you have availability?? let me